Sinful Saturday – Turtle Dove

This week, I have the perfect holiday martini for you — the Turtle Dove.

This drink was nutty and strong, but super tasty (if you like nutty and strong). This is 5 ounces of alcohol with a little buffer/token cream to tone it down. Sip slowly and savor it.

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz Vanilla Vodka (recipe calls for Van Gogh brand, I used Stoli)
  • 2 oz Hazelnut liqueur
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1-1/2 oz Cream

Rim martini glass with cinnamon and sugar crystals and set aside. Pour all ingredients into a shaker with ice and shake. Strain into martini glass.

Full disclosure: I didn’t rim my glass. Yes, I know how dirty that sounds.

Original Recipe Source

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This drink (obviously?) reminded me of Christmas, so I paid a visit to one of my favorite Christmas-centric one-shots, Christmas Don’t Be Late by justaskalice, for a re-read.

Yes, I really used to love Christmastime. Then I got a job in retail, and all that changed.

Who can’t relate to that? Bella gets a book at Pages, a bookstore. Edward works in the back, the cafe portion of the store. Barista Edward? WIN!

I love how justaskalice artfully weaves details into this story. This is a great example:

Edward and I didn’t really interact at work, and I had decided that that was a real shame. The boy had a beautiful smile for one, and his laugh gave me tingles from my cheeks to my knees.

… and yes, Bella, he gives me tingles from my cheeks to my knees, too. ;)

Edward invites Bella to his gig, and the two connect. I don’t even want to spoil where/what the gig is, GO READ. Best quote, though, is this:

“You’re still wearing your antlers.”

I’m still giggling. This story will make you smile, it will make you swoon, and it will make you believe in the magic of Christmas.

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Sinful Saturday – Strawberry Margarita Shooters

I’m already missing summer and the warm weather, so this was a bit of a throwback to that, I suppose.

I cracked my knuckles and consulted my favorite bartender (Google). I knew exactly what I was looking for, having seen a lot of Jell-O shots made inside of fruit lately. Thankfully, I found what I needed right away at Bakers Royale. I altered the directions slightly, but the recipe and photos are all credited to them.

Ingredients:

  • 1 box Strawberry Jell-O
  • 8 ounces tequila, preferably reposado or blanco
  • 6 ounces Cointreau
  • Salt for garnish (optional)

You will need 24-30 strawberries, depending on how large they are. Slice a portion off the bottom (making sure to not cut into the body of the berry and create a hole) so that it can stand on your tray.

Using a grapefruit spoon, knife, or huller, scrape the guts out of the berry. Again, take your time and make sure to not pierce the berry or make any holes.

Boil one cup of hot water in a saucepan, then add in Jell-O powder and whisk until powder is completely dissolved, about 2 minutes. Set aside. Measure out 1/4 cup of cold water and set aside.

Combine tequila and Cointreau, in cocktail shaker filled with ice. Add boozy mixture to cold water and stir to combine. Then add cold alcohol mixture to hot Jell-O mixture and stir to combine.

Pour mixture into strawberries and chill overnight. If you want to rim your berries with salt, dip your finger in water or use a moistened brush to wet the edge of the strawberry, then dip and rotate in coarse salt. Garnish with cut lime triangles to finish. I prefer mine with the lime triangle, without salt. YMMV.

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Trying to find just the right story to pair with this drink was fun! Margaritas have always made me think of Jasper, and when I found this quick read, I knew it had to be my pick. I should warn you, this is an OOC AU non-canon three-person love/fuck fest.

Still in? You’ll thank me later.

Struggle for the Top by chele681 is one of those pieces you want to read again, and again, and again. Chele is a master wordsmith, crafting the world and relationship setup so easily and quickly that you can fall right in to where Bella (this is told from her POV) exists.

I love moments like this:

They were magnificent. They were each other’s. They were mine.

In this piece, Bella is with both Peter and Jasper, who train together to maintain their ability to be prepared to fight off any potential enemies. The detail is dropped in that it’s been over twenty years since Maria sent anyone to look for them, which tells us so much about them and their relationship, and how hard they’ve clearly fought to stay together.

I saw Peter’s lips curve up in a smile, then he whispered into Jasper’s ear, “Our girl is here.”
Jasper’s head turned as he sought me out, and the moment’s distraction was all Peter needed to take Jasper to the ground, pinning him efficiently. Jasper struggled, but in his prone position he was no match for Peter’s superior size. Peter’s teeth grazed Jasper’s neck, and if they’d been any other vampires it would have been a death’s embrace, but between these lovers, it just meant Peter was going to be on top.

Y U M. Can you see what I mean about these three characters?

Here’s one last tease, then I want you to drop everything, read this, and leave Chele some love.

There were no soft sighs or time to adjust, only the desperate connection and slide of our bodies against one another. We pushed against each other hard and fast, our moans a staccato duet.

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Sinful Saturday – Espressotini

This week, I was in a super coffee mood.

Okay, who am I kidding? I’m always in a super coffee mood.

I wanted to take a stab at a really great espresso-based martini. This one was pretty good, if I do say so. MrK had two.

Ingredients:

1 shot espresso (MrK prefers 2 shots; I think he’s insane)
1 van vodka
1 half and half
1 French van syrup

Pour over ice in shaker. Shake and pour. Smile.

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Now, whenever I think of coffee, there are a few stories that pop into mind. And, I should say, it’s totally true that I’m a sucker for a story that has coffee; I’m an easy mark.

The Daily Grind by letmetsign is 17 chapters of glorious coffee. Wait, I mean, glorious Edward and Bella. The characters are laugh-out-loud funny and their story arc is beautiful and swoony.

Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 is a super fast read with lots and lots of witty banter. This is complete, so you can sit and read it all the way through, with your espressotini. Just don’t blame me if you spit any out because you laughed so hard at Cosmo’s hilarious words.

My last rec is Sleep in the Floor by sexycereal. I love, love, love this story, and the first conflict between Edward and Bella is when Edward steals Bella’s coffee. She pays him back, and it is wonderful and epic. I cannot lie to you, though … this story can go pretty long between updates. If that’s a deal breaker, flag it and revisit when it’s complete, because it will be worth the wait!

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Sinful Saturday – Chocolate Raspberrytini

This Saturday, I got a chance to check out some new liquor I bought. Among my loot was Godiva Chocolate Raspberry Vodka.

For this chocolate raspberrytini, you’ll need

2 oz Godiva Chocolate Raspberry Vodka
2 oz Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur
1 fresh raspberry, for the edge

ice
shaker
martini glass

Place everything in your shaker and give it a whirl. Strain into glass and drink. Repeat as needed.

Now, if you’re like me and want a little less OOMPH to your drink, try this version:

1.5 oz Godiva Chocolate Raspberry Vodka
1.5 oz Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur
1 oz half and half
1 fresh raspberry, for the edge

raspberry chocolate martini

This month’s story involves, of course, chocolatey goodness. The original story I was going to use was *sob* taken down, so after I had a snot sob and regrouped, I hunted.

In No More Waiting by AutumnSong, Bella makes returning soldier Carlisle a raspberry chocolate cake. I promise, I tried to find a Bella/Edward story. I also promise that with lines like this:

“You know how aroused it makes me seeing you like this, frosting on your cheek, your belly full with our child. So. Fucking. Sexy.” Carlisle growled, licking my cheek.

You might not miss Edward.

Carlisle is a doting father, sexy husband, and devoted military doctor. This one-shot is delicious and sexy, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

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Sinful Saturday – Mango Mojito

Welcome to the very first Sinful Saturday. My goal is to give you a great recipe for an adult beverage, and hopefully a fic pairing (rec) to go along with it.

This week’s beverage was something I had out at CPK (California Pizza Kitchen) because I’ve been craving mojitos lately, but fresh mint is kind of a pain to keep on hand.

I ordered a mango mojito and prayed — sometimes mojitos are disgustingly minty, or have the wrong balance. mango mojitoThis drink was so fantastic, I can’t even tell you! It was gone in under 5 minutes, and even my husband commented at how great it tasted. The mango flavor was fresh and fruity, and the mint was a lovely background flavor, not too overwhelming. I wasn’t sure how the mint and fruit would go together, but it was perfect. Give this drink a try, at home or out, if you like sweet (but not cloying), fruity drinks. Be sure to use fresh mint, and muddle it properly in your glass. This is a great tutorial & recipe/portions for making a mojito. For the mango, mine had a mango syrup (so there was no added sugar) and mango rum. The ingredients listed on the menu are Cruzan Mango Rum, fresh mint, fresh lime, and mango syrup.

My fic pairing for this is something that makes me think of summertime. Just like the mojito, it’s sweet without being coying, and has the perfect amount of lightheaded happiness.

Mo Chroi by SweetDulcinea is an Edward/Bella summer camp oneshot. It doesn’t hurt that Edward is Irish and recites poetry from one of my favorites – e.e. cummings.

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