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The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5100876/1/The_Blessing_and_the_Curse


Official Description: By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme’s dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.


Kassiah says: This story has been on my TBR list for a long time, and I seriously wish someone would kick me in the ass for not reading it sooner. Fucking christ, this story is HOT. I don’t know. I mean, yes the plot is amazing. The Black Arrow’s use of imagery is stellar. But I am telling you right now: if you want to read a story that is going to cause a your panties to explode in a completely insane way, this is the story for you. Edward is dark and mysterious, and I just want him. Bella is practically powerless against him, especially since she wants it too (although she tries to fight it). Read this story. Right now. Just don’t say that I didn’t warn you.

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Tragic Turn by L is a dreamer

Official Description:

Edward Cullen is brilliant, obsessed with his guitar, and keeps to himself. Their band gives him an outlet for his incredible talent and it seems to be the only thing he cares about – but once she comes to town things start to change.

Whether officially announced or because it hasn’t updated in at least six months, we deem this fic to be on hiatus. If you don’t like reading stories that might not complete, you might not want to start on this one. If you feel this status is in error, let us know, and we’ll check it out.

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Fictionator Fuckton Friday – 7/24/09

Wow, so we have a fuckton of things to cover this week!

First I want to start by welcoming our newest Fictionator, miss RedVelvetHeaven who has agreed to become one of us, and we couldn’t be more excited to have the cupcake involved!!

Also, did you miss our Crackfic Tuesday post? We had a bunch of fun doing that and we hope you all enjoyed it, thank you again to all of the ladies who participated in helping us out with reviews.

Before we get to the rec’s (of which there are a TON this week) we want to remind you all that we are taking next Friday OFF. We need some R&R; and in place of our normal Fictionator Friday post we’ll be sharing a little of ourselves with you (NO NOT LIKE THAT, PERVS.) – We received a bunch of questions from readers and we’ve answered them for you… They will show up on 7/31 in place of our normal post.

So… now that we’ve got everything covered, let’s get to the good stuff. ;)

Thank you to our guest reviewers this week saranic78, nicnicd, AmeryMarie, VanessaRae, and secamimom

Hey! Did you hear us the first time we mentioned it?
If not, this is what’s kicking our asses this week.


News:
  • The third episode of the Twigasm podcast “Turpentine, bitches!” was released earlier this week. Have you listened yet? Special guest stars tarasueme and mskathy make their debut!
  • There are a ton of great contests going on right now, for information, rules and info all on a handy calendar go check out the Twific WO
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As always, thank you to everyone who has given their support and sent in their rec’s! Make sure to check us out on Twitter!

Until next week… :)

caren, Kassiah, mozzer0906 and RedVelvetHeaven

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A Tale of Two Edwards by XShear and kARLOTITA09

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4607096/1/A_Tale_of_Two_Edwards
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=1090


Official Description: An awesome collaboration between XShear and kARLITALUNA. Bella Swan was your average woman working for a publishing company. She was certain that she was destined to be alone for eternity, much to her mother’s dismay. However, two very different yet very similar men happen to walk into her life and change everything.Hilarity and sex ensue. Loosely based on the movie, “Bridget Jones’s Diary”.


secamimom says: What first attracted me to this story was the fact that it included two Edwards. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want two? Anybody? Didn’t think so. This story takes some plot points from Bridget Jones’ Diary, another reason I chose to read it.. Bella is a single woman working at a publishing company. In walks her new boss, Edward Masen, whom she thinks that she met the previous night at her mother’s party. But in actuality, she met his twin brother, Edward Cullen. I know, a little confusing. Esme chose to name them both Edward after her father. There is Edward James Masen, whom Bella calls Masen. He is basically what you would call a man whore. He would be Daniel Cleaver in the movie. And Edward William Masen-Cullen, whom she calls Cullen. Cullen, of course, would be Mr. Mark Darcy. Don’t let this little confusing bit hinder you from reading this story. This is not just a retelling of the movie, believe me, it is so much more. I like to imagine Masen, who has a British accent in the story as Rob. I imagine Cullen, as Edward. Anyway, if you have ever watched Bridget Jones’ diary, you can probably guess a few of the finer things about this story. The two brothers absolutely do not get along. The reasoning behind this happened long before Bella even entered the picture. Both brothers get to know Bella and both, eventually, fall in love with her. I can’t give away too much but just trust me. There are lemons galore. You will laugh your ass off at some the situations our dear Bella gets herself in to.

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Abbracciare il Cantante by Bratty-Vamp



Official Description:

What if Edward left Forks after his first encounter with Bella, and he never returned? Fate couldn’t keep these two apart. But meeting at a later time and place might have changed the nature of their relationship.

This fic was removed from FFn (and any other site that we know about) and is no longer available to the public. If you’re looking for this or any other fics that have been pulled, check out our tips for finding them here. If you feel this status is in error, let us know, and we’ll check it out.

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