http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4844632/1/Sharing_Bella
Official Description: Bella and Edward have been dating for 2 years. But what happens when Edward decides he’s Bi? Rated M for lots of lemons!
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algonquinrt says: Sharing Bella’s Bella Swan is unlike other girls. Not content with the usual fic deflowering featuring painless breaching of the maidenhead and multiple orgasms, this Bella kicks it up a notch with a loss of virginity involving two men. From the moment when her boyfriend of two years announces that he’s bisexual and wants to get it on with both her and Jasper, Bella jumps in with both feet (and both lower orifices) to a menage a trois the likes of which you’ve never seen.
If MsKathy’s The Trip Home could take some shrooms and join the land of fanfic, it would be Sharing Bella. Whether the author intended it as a crackfic is anyone’s guess, although a recent Indie Twific Award nomination in the crackfic category wasn’t declined. I can only hope the author, LoveMeCullen, is aware of how many people have been cheered up simply by reading this fic and sharing some of its memorable quotes, such as:
“So you’re saying your bi with Jasper, he knows this, and that the two of you want to share me. Like I’ll have two boyfriends?”
and
“I knew he was asking if I was okay with last night. You know the fact that I lost my virginity to Edward and Jasper was fucking Edward in the ass at the same time. I was okay with it. I mean any other person would think this was going too fast. But usually with Edward that was always the case. And I couldn’t have lost my virginity in a better way. It was definitely better then I expected. That’s for sure.”
This fic has brought joy to so many in the fandom and is guaranteed to put a shine on a bad day.
MF’er says: I would just like to point out that I find it really fucking hilarious that both algie and Kass picked the same quote. Anyway, moving on. Have you ever been sitting around and thought ‘Wow, I don’t have anything to read, I wonder if there is a fic out there that has the most ridiculous devirginizing scene ever?’ Come on, I know you have. Well guess what? We found it!! This fic just makes me giggle and like the others said, I don’t know that it was intended to be classified as a crackfic, but it’s definitely made history as one. Here are a few of my favorite quotes:
The guys decide that Edward should be the one to actually deflower miss Bella.
“Alright I understand I will let you take her virginity sense you two are really in love with each other.”
Miss virginity gets very eager, very quick…
I really had like in urge for sex right now. It was weird.
Coming out to Alice, Edward’s sister… they are no bullshit!
“I think there is something we should tell you……I’m bi and Jasper and I are sharing Bella.”
Alice takes the news well – and wants details…
“Okay well Jasper came over last night, and he and Edward almost fucked each other right there in the kitchen. So we went to the bedroom and Edward fucked me like and animal while Jasper was fucking him. It rocked my world. And that’s all I can say.”
Not gonna lie, I could go on ALL DAY with the quote gold. If you’re ever having a bad day and you just need to giggle, this fic is sure to put a smile on your face.
Kassiah says: I don’t know what I can add about Sharing Bella. Seriously, there just aren’t words. But I do want to share this little snippet from the story with you: “I knew he was asking if I was okay with last night. You know the fact that I lost my virginity to Edward and Jasper was fucking Edward in the ass at the same time. I was okay with it.” I mean, what else can I say?
mozzer0906 says: Sharing Bella starts out with Edward confessing his bisexuality to his live in virgin girlfriend of two years and wants his BFF Jasper to move in that night. Bella barely needs to register his question before handing over her v-card to both Jasper and Edward to be swiped the first time. I was astounded by her amazing tolerance and acceptance of Edward’s declarations – not to mention going for the triad poly sex on the first go round. There were times I laughed so hard at this I literally was doubled over rolling around in bed. Tears flowed. Sides hurt. They used most of the good quotes from earlier in the fic, but there is plenty of side splitting goodness later on as well. If you need a good laugh, this should be your go to fic.
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