First & Ten by Nolebucgrl

Official Description:

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league’s biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

The first time I had heard of this brilliant fic was on a thread for A Different Forest where people were talking about funny fics. I had previously read one of the suggestions but another one kept coming up, First & Ten…apparently Emmett was hilarious and numerous ladies were rec’ing it, so I had to check it out and boy was I in love…still am actually!

I believe Nolebucgrl’s first chapter was a o/s but she eventually turned it into a multi-chapter fic and it’s a lot of fun to read! I’ve read quite a lot of fic, but seriously this Edward is swoony—very epically swoony! The first chapter starts off with Bella getting her big break as a sports journalist moving from covering high school sports to the pros and her first interview is with Edward Cullen, star QB and hottie all-around for the Arizona Cardinals…who’s also icing his shoulder….in the locker room….in a towel…and his legs are left a little wide open to make the towel rest on his thighs. just. right.

As you read an epic twist in the first chapter the rest of the fic will gobble you up!! I started it when she was at chapter 23 and every new update I squee and tweet Nolebucgrl like crazy!!

The story progresses from the awkward meeting thanks to their best friends in love, Alice PR guru and Jasper who is a fellow teammate. Sparks fly between Edward and this Bella, who is too adorable with literally always letting whatever is in her head fly out of her mouth:

“It’s nice to officially meet you, Dr. Cullen. You have a lovely fingers.” His blue eyes widened and so did his smile. “Home ! I meant to say home!” Damn me and my obsession with Edward’s hands. Edward, who was currently snickering away next to me. Jerk. It just figured that I would have the same flub with the father as I had the son.

…I’m jumped a little ahead in the fic to where things progress to the point of Bella finally meeting Edward’s parents but the ride is worth reading. Throughout the fic you fall in love with them and their adorable yet sometimes complicated relationship. Because Bella works at the newspaper that covers the team she tends to be put into a conflict of interest…falling in love with the star of the team who she has gotten stats, as well as the rest of his teammates, for her boss. But this it’s all taken in stride, Edward and Bella overcome jealous, Russian model exes, future underwear ads, jealous and nosy co-workers, along with the life of Edward being a celebrity.

Nolebucgrl truly writes not only a great read but she’s absolutely fantastic with making the fic authentic. I’m not a huge football fan but the way she describes what Edward feels when playing and Bella getting ready to write an article while watching the players on the field, it’s really cool. You feel like you’ve opened the page of your very own newspaper sports section.

Besides the great storyline her characters are great. Not only is the a fic that I love Bella and can actually enjoy dialogue that comes out of the characters’ Lauren & Jessica’s mouths but her Emmett is by far the best!! He is absolutely hilarious and is always making up nicknames for EVERYONE…depending on the the chapters situation, he’s raring to go with hilarious nicknames along with hilarious jokes for everyone to laugh at:

Emmett rolled his light blue eyes and flashed a sweet smile at both of us, showing us his dimples again. “Don’t worry, Hercules belongs to Rose. What I wanted to show you was up there.” He pointed above the bed and Alice and I followed his finger. The next thing I knew, we were both on the bed rolling and screaming with laughter. Emmett fell down next to us and joined in, his booming belly laughs shaking the bed and all three of us.

“What the hell is going on in here?” Edward asked from the doorway, a scowl on his handsome face as he stared at the three of us on Emmett’s bed. Jasper was right behind him, looking a little bewildered. None of us could answer because we were too busy shrieking with joy but I managed to point to the ceiling.

Edward looked up and his face moved into a look of shock. “Jesus Christ, Emmett. You didn’t!”

Jasper elbowed him out of the way and looked up and started chuckling. “Classic! How the fuck long did that take you?”

“Hours,” he choked, his face practically purple. I started beating on his back as best I could from my position on the bed.

Rose came in and shook her head. “I’ve been watching that thing grow all week. He’s spent hours every night cutting pictures out of magazines and clambering up to tape them over our bed. You’re a handsome guy, Edward, but I really don’t need to look at hundreds of pictures of you every night when I’m trying to sleep. It’s creepy.”

I actually thought it was rather awesome, in a stalkery sort of way. There were tons of pictures of Edward up above the bed, some from his college days even. He was so young but still so gorgeous. All the Edwards looked down at me while the real one came over to pull me to a sitting position as I continued to struggle for air.

Emmett and Alice eventually sat up and caught their breath too. “See, all those magazines I read had a purpose,” he told Edward, who was trying unsuccessfully to maintain his frown. I saw his lips twitching and I reached up and pushed them into the smile that was dying to break free.

And lastly besides the hilarity that ensues in this fic, the lemons are SO HOT and SO DELICIOUS! Just a little taste….

Bella sighed and relaxed as my lips and tongue moved over her stomach. “Where do you want me, love?”

She didn’t answer me with words, but her fingers met mine on her pussy. That was so damn sexy. I held her hand there for a moment, working her clit together. She moaned loudly and I smiled as I kissed my way down to her pussy, moving our hands before I licked her lightly. Her thighs tensed at my first touch and I loved it. I loved how she reacted to my every touch. I pulled her left leg over my shoulder, smiling against her clit as I felt her shoe on my back. I’d have to be careful or I might have the heel tearing into my skin. It was hard to care at this moment though.

I flicked her clit back and forth with my tongue a few times before sucking it into my mouth and nibbling gently. She shrieked and her legs tightened around me. I swirled my tongue down her slit, moving it up and down a few times before I slid my tongue inside her pussy and wiggled it around, while I pressed against her clit with two fingers.

Bella’s hips thrusts against my face, her thighs gripping me tight as she approached her orgasm. Her taste and her scent surrounded me as I moved back up to her clit, blowing against it before I started licking it again. A couple minutes later, she came hard, her leg muscles contracting around my head as I worked her over with my tongue. I loved feeling her body react to me and watching her lose control.

God if that doesn’t get you going I don’t know what will!! Please please read this fic…you will not be disappointed!! You’ll laugh, rarely get teary-eyed but most of all you’ll most definitely fall in love with Edward Cullen. Like I stated earlier: swoony!!

So, I’ve had this story on my alerts for months and for some strange reason, I never looked at it. I knew it was fuckhot footballplayerward but that’s really all I knew.

Why the hale no one thought it necessary to tell me that it has lockersecks is beyond me. I mean, it. has. lockersecks. In. the. first. chapter.

There’s more to this story than the lockersecks, like the fact that the characters communicate with each other, the plot is great, Emmett and Jasper are hilarious, and it’s hot all around, but really? Do you need more than that?

lol. I don’t think so. Don’t miss out on this story

[dcs_p][/dcs_p]