Official Description: Bella’s bad. Really bad. So bad that her mother has had enough, and sends her off to Bible boarding school in the South, where she meets a delectably Christian Prudeward who wants no part in her sexual shenanigans. Can she use her body to change his mind? After all… doesn’t it all boil down to biology?
Winner of the “Twi-High Anonymous Challenge.”
Word Count: 10,917
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Attention smut whores!
If you have not had the pleasure of reading Lead Us Not Into Temptation by ipreferbrunettes, then you are seriously deprived. The immeasurable pity I feel for you is LITRALEE sucking the life from me. So, do me a favor and get your smut fix here.
Bella is a girl who is too bad for her own big girl panties. After getting into trouble repeatedly, she is sentenced to pay for her crimes at a Bible school in the dirty south. Surrounded by bible thumpers and people who rejoice in the name of God, she feels more likely to rejoice in the name of her confiscated vibrator. As if the heat and humidity weren’t enough, she’s got to endure her roommate, Ms. Rainbows and Sunshine Alice, and pondering the ever elusive question, What Would Jesus Do?
To say that she is miserable is an understatement. That is, until she meets Edward. This high school football quarterback is a sexy beast, that Bella decides, needs to be corrupted in the worse way. Desperate, she enlists the help of Emmett, another like-minded fellow on lockdown at The Light of Day Institute. But even with him on her side, Edward will not crumble. She uses every trick in her perverted seduction handbook, but is constantly shot down by Bibleward and his valiant virtues.
Will Bella ever get to hump the holy roller Edward? Or will salvation drive her to change her own ways? Run, don’t walk, to read this one-shot and find out!
If I could, I would paste this entire one-shot into this rec. But that would kind of take away your fun, yeah?
Lead Us Not Into Temptation is both hilarious and really fucking hot.
This Bella is unlike any other Bella I’ve ever seen. She’s bold, sassy, and has a wonderfully pervy mind.
“So where is our boy?” I asked on a yawn, stretching myself across the couch in their common room.
Emmett raked my body with his eyes before mumbling, “Shower.” Being wanted was making me hot and gooey in all the right places and it stroked my ego to give me the kind of confidence I would surely need to distract Edward from rowing his boat ashore long enough to deflower him. For that, I appreciated Emmett, but when all the blood in my body was shooting right to my vajay, I didn’t think clearly and couldn’t formulate the plans I would need to complete my mission. This sexual tension with Emmett was going to complicate things. I half thought about slobbing his knob then and there just to get that pink elephant out of the room.
What? I said half.
I stood up and walked towards the bathroom where I could hear the water running. I tried not to picture it streaming in rivulets off of his sinuous chest and down the length of his body to his pristine peen. I failed.
And then it gets even better…
See what happens without parental supervision? I needed Emmett there to be my immoral compass, because I couldn’t be counted on to point due north.
Though Edward, it seemed, could. I watched with delight as his cock lengthened beneath the washcloth… for the fragment of a moment I was allowed the eyeful before he got to his feet and bolted from the room, grabbing the towel on the back of the door and swathing it around his hips and he ran, muttering a whispered apology paired with something that sounded like an Our Father.
I had to remind myself to breathe again.
I hated to see him go but I loved to watch him leave.
ipreferbrunettes has created the perfect o/s. It’s funny, lemony, and sprinkled with just the right amount of twists and turns along the way.
Make sure you check this one out.
I am pretty sure that this is my favorite one-shot–it’s definitely in my top ten. I came across it when I was lucky enough to be a judge for the “Twi-High Anonymous Challenge.” It’s got everything I want: spunky Bella, fuckhot Edward, it’s hilarious, it’s hot, and it’s a high-school fic. *squee*
There are so many great lines and awesome things that happen, I have a really hard time trying to figure out what to share with you. So, I am just gonna say read it. Especially if you read Bella’s philosophy and agree. I know I do.
Everyone needs something to believe in.
I believe in Edward Cullen.
Can I get an amen?
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