Kass really had a hard time picking the O/S this week, since there are so, so many great choices. She really wanted to feature something from a recent contest, but ultimately decided that everyone could use a little extra humor in their lives. And this one definitely brings the lulz!
Oh, and just in case you need to hear the music, here’s a youtube video for you. Sorry we couldn’t find just an instrumental version.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GB0f47BMak&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1]
We also recommend that you follow the author’s advice:
1) Go to your local bar/pub on karaoke night.
2) Request the song “Bye Bye Miss American Pie” by Don McLean
3)Sing the following lyrics instead of the real ones
4)Duck when the audience (who has no clue what your singing about) throws tomatoes at you.
New Moon Karaoke by LindaRoo
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3450465/1/New_Moon_Karaoke
Word Count: 944
Official Description: The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
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Kassiah says: It all started with a late night #skypefuck with nicnicd. For some insane reason, she was going through her favorite stories and told me about this o/s. A one-shot that is New Moon, set to the tune of Bye, Bye Miss American Pie. pure. comedic. genius.
Before I could click on it, nic began to belt out the tune. And omg. I could kick myself for not recording it so I could share with you. I promise, this story is just amazing when you sing it. Please do it, record it, and send it to me!
This o/s is amazing not only because it rhymes and matches up perfectly with the song, but it completely captures everything we loved (and didn’t) in New Moon.
Just a taste:
She met Jake’s friends Embry and Quil
Stayed for pasta and ate her fill
She was making brand new friends
But her troubles did not end
Because she heard a tale next day at lunch
’Bout a pack of wolves and had a hunch
Sam Uley was behind that bunch
That’s when the readers sighed.
We were singing,
Bye-bye, Mister Vampire Guy.
You left with a kiss, we sure will miss
Your dizzying sighs
You’ve made your choice, this is the final goodbye
We’ll miss your gorgeous smoldering eyes
We’ll miss your gorgeous smoldering eyes
Her bond with Jake grew like a weed
They rode motorcycles at dangerous speeds
They looked for her meadow on a hike
Had accidents on her motor bike
Went to a movie show with Mike
Who threw up much to her dislike
So if you are looking for something hysterical or if you just need a new twist to a classic that is sure to make you own your karaoke opponents, New Moon Karaoke is the story for you!
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