The Afternoon Adventures of Edward and Willy by 22blue

Official Description: A one shot written for the Support Stacey Auction. Smutty, vulgar, and meant for fun. Word Count: 5,770

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This one-shot was recc’d to me a few months ago, and since that day I’ve read it more than just a few times. It’s funny, and all kinds of hot. – 22blue has definitely created an Edward and Bella unlike any I’ve read before.

This looks good, and it kind of feels good. This surprises me. I turn around and peek over my shoulder to check out my ass in the bathroom mirror. I really do have a nice ass, but these panties just won’t do. The floss of the thong is cutting into me, and I think Willy might suffocate. Willy is my dick.

So what happens when Edward and Willy are left home alone, and bored? Let’s just say he gets a little curious…

Fuck, the damn corset is so tight I can’t even bend over. The wire, or whatever the hell it is, cuts into my ribs, and that shit hurts. I start to shimmy, and Willy shakes back and forth, slapping against my thighs like a limp snake until the thong is at my ankles. I step out, and because I can’t bend over, I pick them up with my toes. I do this move that would look really athletic, almost soccer-like, if I wasn’t wearing a corset. Tossing the underwear up behind me, I catch them in my hand. I do have good coordination, if nothing else.

Of course his fun can only last so long before there’s an interruption, and poor Edward isn’t quite sure what to do.

“Babe?” My head shoots up toward the mirror, and I’m abruptly brought back to the present. Bella’s home. Shit! Why the hell is she home so early? I shove Willy back into the underwear, slam the bathroom door shut, then lock it. “Up here!” I yell – why the hell did I tell her where I am? Jesus Christ, I’m fucking panicking right now and really hope she doesn’t come upstairs. I silently offer a deal to God. I tell him I’ll donate a thousand dollars to a charity, or work in a soup kitchen, or volunteer at a hospital if he’ll help me get out of this thing before Bella comes upstairs.

Bella’s reaction, and what happens next might just surprise you. If you’re looking for something fluffy that will definitely bring the giggles, The Afternoon Adventures of Edward and Willy is definitely a must read. Once you’re done, you can join me in an effort to convince 22blue to give us more.