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11
Aug

The Afternoon Adventures of Edward and Willy by 22blue

August 11, 2010 by · Leave a Comment

Official Description: A one shot written for the Support Stacey Auction. Smutty, vulgar, and meant for fun. Word Count: 5,770

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This one-shot was recc’d to me a few months ago, and since that day I’ve read it more than just a few times. It’s funny, and all kinds of hot. – 22blue has definitely created an Edward and Bella unlike any I’ve read before.

This looks good, and it kind of feels good. This surprises me. I turn around and peek over my shoulder to check out my ass in the bathroom mirror. I really do have a nice ass, but these panties just won’t do. The floss of the thong is cutting into me, and I think Willy might suffocate. Willy is my dick.

So what happens when Edward and Willy are left home alone, and bored? Let’s just say he gets a little curious…

Fuck, the damn corset is so tight I can’t even bend over. The wire, or whatever the hell it is, cuts into my ribs, and that shit hurts. I start to shimmy, and Willy shakes back and forth, slapping against my thighs like a limp snake until the thong is at my ankles. I step out, and because I can’t bend over, I pick them up with my toes. I do this move that would look really athletic, almost soccer-like, if I wasn’t wearing a corset. Tossing the underwear up behind me, I catch them in my hand. I do have good coordination, if nothing else.

Of course his fun can only last so long before there’s an interruption, and poor Edward isn’t quite sure what to do.

“Babe?” My head shoots up toward the mirror, and I’m abruptly brought back to the present. Bella’s home. Shit! Why the hell is she home so early? I shove Willy back into the underwear, slam the bathroom door shut, then lock it. “Up here!” I yell – why the hell did I tell her where I am? Jesus Christ, I’m fucking panicking right now and really hope she doesn’t come upstairs. I silently offer a deal to God. I tell him I’ll donate a thousand dollars to a charity, or work in a soup kitchen, or volunteer at a hospital if he’ll help me get out of this thing before Bella comes upstairs.

Bella’s reaction, and what happens next might just surprise you. If you’re looking for something fluffy that will definitely bring the giggles, The Afternoon Adventures of Edward and Willy is definitely a must read. Once you’re done, you can join me in an effort to convince 22blue to give us more.

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18
Mar

Hints of Me by 22blue

March 18, 2010 by · Leave a Comment

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5560803/1/Hints_of_Me
http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=9759


Official Description: Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn’t enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH

Don’t Miss One Weekend, the O/S that started it all, and the Outtakes.

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Clurrabella says: Welcome to the wonderful world of sin, debauchery and Mr. Multiple! I absolutely adore the tone and tenor of Hints of me; it’s exceptionally well written, entirely original and above all – completely refreshing. The transition from one-shot to multi-chapter is seamless and every chapter is sensual, beautiful, and packed full of sensual smut to keep your interest peaked through a tale of lust and love. As you delve into the chapters and into Bella and Edward’s no-strings agreement, you see why it this story is so aptly named.

Edward is positively sinful, and I completely understand how Bella comes to find it difficult to maintain the boundaries they put in place. The way 22Blue describes Edward is almost tangible – he is beautiful, sensual, attentive and in short, perfection. Edward continues to surprise, and sex you up at any given moment and somehow, even when sated, you find yourself craving more – which seems impossible by the very definition of sated, but it’s true! Every chapter has you wriggling and writhing on the edge of your seat and I have to admit I’m completely addicted to her Edward.

I chose this teaser as I think it lends itself towards 22Blue’s sheer poetic use of words. Who else could write food foreplay and actually make it sexy and sensual – NOT clichéd? Not an easy feat, and yet, here we are:

All I could hear were the sounds of Debussy’s Nocturne changing into his Arabesque 1. I’d fallen in love with his music a long time ago. But that was all I heard.

“Edward?”

“I’m here.” He was still in front of me. “I’m sorry. I was just admiring how beautiful you are.”

I was at his mercy. In any other situation, with anyone else I’d never let myself be this vulnerable. But it was too easy with him.

“Ready?”

“Yes.” I parted my lips slightly and felt his mouth on mine. I smiled under his kiss. “That’s not lobster,” I said, chuckling.

“No, it’s not,” he whispered in my ear. His hot breath gave me goosebumps. “Open your mouth.”

Moisture filled my panties.

Edward dragged a piece of lobster meat across my bottom lip. It was warm and the butter dripped onto the corner of my mouth. He glided the meat across the tip of my tongue. I extended my tongue a little more to taste it as he kissed the butter away from my mouth. Edward pushed the meat a little further into my mouth and I closed my lips around his fingers taking the lobster from him.

He sighed as he pulled his fingers from my mouth. “How is it?”

I would like to thank the wonderful ladies at the Fictionators for asking me to guest rec this week, it’s been a blast and I’m honoured you even thought to ask me! I hope you check out Hints of Me as it’s truly worth reading and revering!

MF’er says: My wonderful antiaol, my PV, rec’d this to me several weeks ago and of course, she never steers me wrong. As Clurrabella said, this story is well-written, fun, and damn hot. Definitely a thumbs up from this little pervert. ;)

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04
Feb

Ultio by 22blue and mac214

February 4, 2010 by · Leave a Comment

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5407229/1/Ultio
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5406360/1/Ultio
http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8071


Official Description: When is enough truly enough to avenge the women you love? The beast that is retribution consumes Edward’s mind, body, and soul. Everyone will pay – Edward Cullen has no limits. Will Bella? Could she be his salvation, his angel – the one who stops him from spiraling to the darkest depths of hell?

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Kyrene once Blood Roses says: Oh Ultio, very excited to be writing a review for Ultio. I clicked on this fic on a whim one day when I was on Twilighted. Their signature intrigued me, so I figured, “why not?”  While I’m used to disappointment when I act on a whim like that, this story reminded me why that is sometimes a good plan of action.
In my mind, a vampire Edward has a lot of potential to be something dark and borderline evil. We all know the intensity of our Edward, who has killed in the name of justice, would kill himself after the death of his love, and kill other’s of his kind to protect her.
What if she’s killed by something else? By something killable, something weaker than vampire? And what if Bella isn’t the wife? What if Edward had found his mate years before Bella ever existed? And if she dies? Well, take a note from Eclipse: what would Victoria do? And then add the creativity and genius of Edward.
As the summary says, this Edward has no limits to his revenge. The threats he makes are absolutely cringe worthy at moments, and his actions leave you sitting with your mouth wide open. Is this OUR Edward? Written in third person, we see both sides of the story, something Edward is completely incapable of comprehending. Because of this, we see innocence. The characters caught in his web of revenge, begin has nothing but children. We watch as their lives turn from something hopeful to something akin to personal Hell, for accidents, a slip of the tongue, or just guilt by association.
Like a villain from a movie, Edward shuns his family, and lives every day for the pleasure of torturing the “guilty”. Is there an end to this? Well, vampires live forever for a reason. My favorite part of this Edward? There are no red eyes he needs to hide from his family or the people around him. Darkward doesn’t need to feed on human blood to be what he is.
So what part does Bella play in this? Absolutely nothing special it would seem at first. He can read her mind, albeit it’s a little harder than most. Her scent doesn’t seem to have any special hold on him. She’s still the usual self-conscious girl we know, ; in fact, her self-esteem is probably the lowest I’ve ever seen it. What a great time for White Knight Edward to swoop in and raise it for her, right?
No. You want dark? How about straight-up, mentally abusive dark? Bella is a tool for his revenge, and no matter what feelings he may form, Edward is in this for the win. Is there hope? Of course, there’s always hope. But do you really want it? I’ll be frank; this is the first story I’ve ever read where I have to sit in wonder if I even WANT an HEA for Edward.
As you take this journey of revenge with Edward and his unfortunate victims, you watch as he commits unforgiveable acts against two families and, most importantly, Bella. As you read, ask yourself – can you find peace through single-minded, malicious vengeance and corruption?

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