http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4576845/1/Place_Your_Bets

Official Description: Collaboration with vanillabeans – Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen.

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Kassiah says: I hate to admit, when I first started this story, I stopped. Wait, Let me finish! This Bella is so OOC. But notice right there, in the official description, it says OOC. So I left it for a little while and then came back to it. Geez it is so good. PYB is funny as hell. It has just amazing lemony goodness. There is emotion and friendship. Transformers and secret lairs. And one of the funniest Jaspers that you will ever meet. Truly, you are missing out if you don’t give this wonderful fic a chance

MF’er says: The funny is abundant in this one. Between Bella. Fucking. Swan. and Optimus. Fucking. Prime. – you’ll love it. Trust… and Jasper… Listens to Stevie Ray Vaughn, which right there makes him my favorite Jasper, like, ever.