http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4392180/1/Midnight_Desire

Official Summary: An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust – just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

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Kassiah says: Midnight Desire was the second fic that I ever read and the first that was multi-chaptered. There just.aren’t.words. I cannot express the hilarity of this wonderful story, just don’t say that I didn’t warn you: you will experience ::screenspray:: if you consume any beverages while reading! The Monster has its own following of loyal fans and rightly so. This is a story that you can’t not read.

Mozzer0906 says: Midnight Desire is a hysterical parody of Midnight Sun that replaces vampirism with sexual desire – this premise is executed to perfection throughout the entire story. The star of the fic is the original character of the Monster, who is the physical manifestation of Edward’s libido – he will have you doubled over with laughter with his instinctual responses to Edward’s day to day life. As funny as the Monster can be, he doesn’t take away from the sexy fantasy life of Edward. Twilightzoner writes the inner thoughts of horny Edward so well it made me wonder if she is a teenage boy. After reading this fun sexy romp you’ll be begging for all of the books to be Twilightzonered and asking the author to send the monster to your house on loan.